Thatching the Abbott - A Major Brown K. Rudd

I've decided to loosen my grip on my dignity, and start posting everything. Everything including silly little dittys like this...

A short ode to uncomfortably unwelcome change:

Welcome to bizarro world my friends and fellow apes,
I'm afraid this scent wont clear any time soon,
...
Here, shit smells Lilac lovely and you remember the future,
uncanny?
you know what passing that felt like before
only no more enema, just this;
a nice,
long,
Good Book

Noah's unwelcome this year,
Father A's made some revisions,
he's no fan of boats,
...
This brings one to wonder, though
what the runner thinks of swimmers?
for they're who he'll get, along with his sinners.
He dislikes fibre optics,
and wants to outlaw chopsticks,
with bright lights and tax hikes,
big wheels digging yet bigger holes.
...
Let's all sigh as one,
...and hope this will all blow over.